What do Minecrafters fear the most?
Zombies and Skeletons? They're not much fun...
No biggie! They're wimps! They burn in the sun!
How about Creepers? Aren't you scared that they'll blow?
Nah, they're no problem when you've got a bow.
Don't Endermen give you the creeps with that leer?
Just lead them to water. You've nothing to fear!
To face up to Herobrine you need nerves of steel...
Don't be silly now! Everyone knows he's not real!
Okay, you tell me. What DO Minecrafters fear the most?
It's not drowning, or starving, or that "Herobrine",
It's not fighting mobs or getting lost in the mine.
It's something more sinister, something far less tame;
Something that should never have been in the game...
It's when you go mining, and it's diamonds you've struck,
But they burn up in lava, and you run out of luck.